It threatened to snow today, so we abandoned all customs and had a mixed-up day. We were scheduled to have an early dismissal followed by parent-teacher conferences in the afternoon, but the weather forecast was for Armageddon Part 4, so we had an even earlier dismissal and no conferences. The super-early dismissal required that we have lunch in our classroom, which is a rare treat. Here’s a slice of the conversation.
Max: I think I’m going to Portugal this summer.
Elijah, who has family in Portugal: Oh, you’re so lucky.
Me, who has never been to Portugal: Oh, I really want to go there some day.
Max, whose family is from Sweden: I think I’m going there, but we may go to Sweden.
Adam: I’m going to Italy.
Me: This summer?
Adam: No, in April.
Me: Really, wow.
Lilli: I’m going to England.
Me: In April?
Lilli: Yup.
Me: I’m going to Bethesda, Maryland!
Sage: I’m going to Baltimore.
Katherine: I’m going to look at colleges. Aren’t I lucky?
Me: Where are you going?
Katherine: North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, but my brother wants to go to college somewhere warm, so we’re also going to Florida.
Me: It’s pretty warm in North Carolina and South Carolina.
Katherine: I know, but he wants it to be really warm. Then we’re going to Universal.
Me: Oh that’s your part of the trip.
Katherine: Yup.
Sage: Where does your sister want to go to college?
Katherine, who has twin siblings, if you hadn’t gathered: I don’t know. She wants to study journalism.
Lilli: What’s journalism? Is that a kind of writing?
Me: It’s writing for newspapers or magazines or TV news.
Lilli: Oh, my neighbor works for the New York Times.
Me: Really?
Josh: Oh, I was in the New York Times.
Lilli: My neighbor is in the New York Times all the time.
Ryan: My dad reads the New York Times.
And there you have it. A little slice of lunch conversation, fifth grade style.
Ryan wins.
Such a fun, ping pong slice. Listening in to conversations is always fun. It’s even more fun to relive them while writing!
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I love….”My dad reads the New York Times.”
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Sarah Weeks would have loved this! Nice eavesdropping. I just love how the kids make connections in the conversation. And hooray for Ryan’s dad!
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Hahaha! A perfect capture of the overlapping, connecting, changing conversations of 5th graders. I teach high school, but I drive a hysterical carpool of 2nd and 4th graders (Ok, I’m biased because some of them are mine, but they really are funny); I may have to see if I can capture the chaos of their conversation. I’ll keep you posted!
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I really liked the drama of your son and the kissing bandit, especially the punch line.
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I love listening into kids. It’s interesting how nonchalantly the kids talk about the amazing places they’ll be visiting- I hope someday they realize how lucky they are.
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So funny! I could picture them biting into their sandwiches and just having this conversation like it was no big deal. I did a whip around about Spring Break plans in the 8th grade classroom where I am working. The most exciting place was Mexico.There was a lot of Seattle or the Oregon Coast.
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Yeah. I took out an intro that mentioned we are in a town of great means. I figured it was pretty obvious from the conversation. As Jess said in another comment, we hope they realize their good fortune
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Wow…way different conversations happening in 2nd grade lunch I’m sure. I wish I could travel to all of these places.
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What an awesome conversation! They sound so sophisticated… with great aspirations too!
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What a great slice of 5th grade life … tell Katherine it’s PLENTY warm in North Carolina. Except lately …
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Love the banter and the destinations. Kind of jealous.
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Ryan definitely wins! This is a perfect slice!
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